But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
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I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
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I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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