So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
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I just found puke in my bra..
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
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I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
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