I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
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would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
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Naked. naked and bneed help.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I need a beard to bite.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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