So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
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He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
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Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
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