that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
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I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
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I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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