Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
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i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
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I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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