He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
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Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
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I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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