They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
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she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
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That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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