omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
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Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
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I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
don't judge my taste in strippers
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