while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
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Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
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I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
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