I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
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That's how twitter works, right?
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
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i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
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tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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