Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
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fuck your aforementioned shoe
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
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Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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