So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
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I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
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So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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