What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
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why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
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I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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