White coat. Heels.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
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P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
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My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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