You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
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i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
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Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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