Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
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i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
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In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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