we made out on top of his cat.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
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i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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