it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
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I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Can you bring me the toilet please
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you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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