was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
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Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
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Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
is that a dick in a sweater?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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