I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
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I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
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Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
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