Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
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I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
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Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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