Your tits are I can't wait for
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
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I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
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Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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