I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
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He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
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I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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