I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I cut my penus on the lid.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
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She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
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She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
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