she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
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it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
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ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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