i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
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Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
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Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
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She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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