i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
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She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
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You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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