have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
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I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
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She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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