apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
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He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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