You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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