I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
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weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
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I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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