We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
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Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
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He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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