I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
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And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
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I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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