It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
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he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
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He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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