Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
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Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
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Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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