Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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