respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
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Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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