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your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
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We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
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if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
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Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
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