I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
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The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
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I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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