This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
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So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
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I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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