she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
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Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
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How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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