their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
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Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
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Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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