Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
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Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
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We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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