can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
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The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
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Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
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