We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
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OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Still dying that you shit outside
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
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Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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