belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
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they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
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she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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