i already hear my dad disowning me
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
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At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
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There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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