But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
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No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
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Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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