she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
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I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
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You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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